Allen in space

Allen was fortunate enough to traverse space. When he came back, he was always bragging about what it was like to travel at speeds approaching that of light. We all knew that he probably screamed like a little girl the entire time, but, he's the only one who's been to space.

It was hard for him to talk about this experience without appearing to brag. Maybe he meant to brag.

He did say something peculiar. After he returned from his trip through space, he appeared uncomfortable. When we asked him what was wrong, he said "you have no idea how much air stinks unless you've flown through space."

I think that was just another way to brag.

--gh