Krazy

Have you seen the Intel Centrino commercial with Seal sitting on a woman's lap singing "Crazy"?

Is everyone else okay with this? It's just plain weird.

--gh

Christmas

I haven't hung the outside lights yet. I really missed an opportunity right before Thanksgiving because now it is all cold and wet and stuff.

I see nothing wrong with writing Xmas for Christmas. It's not like people are going around saying "Merry Xmas" or anything. (Unless you watch Futurama.)

The kids asked not to hang the vast collection of ornaments this year. I think our tree will just have lights, and maybe candy canes or tinsel. If I would have asked for this 25 years ago, my mother would have flipped out.

So, now I can concentrate on making the outside of the house 1.3x more gaudy this year than last.

--gh

Just remember...

Every time a balloon pops, a clown dies.

--gh