I am thinking about changing over to a new weblog. Then again, I am about to go on vacation for a few weeks.

I read a blog the other day that said "I will be gone for a few weeks, so posting might be light." Unless we are talking about Dave Barry or something, I really doubt most of the public cares...

Oh, my dog will not be on vacation, she is staying at home.

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Stain resistant pants. ...genius... (good for slobs like me.) that was a haiku

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Okay, not that I didn't notice it before, but I know now that I am old. Last Saturday, a gray hair was found on my son's head.

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One of my favorite modern authors is Paul Theroux. Nevertheless, I fear that he would dislike me if he spent time with me. He would probably write later that I was a "pedantic fatty." My feelings are already hurt just thinking about it. Maybe he isn't my favorite author anymore...

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